Snapshot no. 374
Today we bought a used barbie doll for 50 cent.
Marty (fingering our new friend): These aren't real undies! They're part of her body!
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Marty: She's got a butt crack though. We can do lots of stuff with that!
Later, same doll...
Marty (poking the doll's butt in Mousse's face): She likes it that way! She likes it that way!
Mousse (defending herself): No, Marty, it's not right. Talk to her face.
Marty (still trying to connect the doll's butt to Mousse's face): No, she likes it that way! She likes it that way!
Mousse (taking the doll, bending her to upright position): There, now talk to her face. Her face!
Marty: No, she wants to talk to you! With her butt! She likes it that way!
Mousse: But it's wrong, Marty!
Marty (impersonating doll): I like it that way! I like it that way!
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Marty (poking the doll's butt in Mousse's face)
I bet the doll's dollar value just went up by 150%.
Dammit you're right! It didn't even HAVE a dollar value before that.
It's called investment. And it is pretty.
We call her Kylie.
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